I win!
Because of....
a. Namecalling.
b. If someone doesn't get a joke, assess your Joke Telling abilities. (You ain't Dennis Miller).
c. You haven't been reading the 'Get all the Ann haters out of the GOP!' posters. If you had, you would see how easy it is to see Ann as Mohammed and "us" (me) as those poor Danish publishers who are simply expression OUR POV.
Honestly,
Get sense of humor darlin'!
I've re-read your post a couple of times. And it still makes no sense.
I don't know why I'm not surprised.
Congratulations on your "winning" whatever it is you think you have won...
Darling.