"I stopped listening to his show a long time ago."
So have I. I find him preachy, overbearing and very much enthralled with himself. Success went to his head right after he had his own radio program. Who gives a shit anyway that the turkey ate a chicken sandwich? I hope it gave him the runs.
You owe me a keyboard, you, you, you "f-word"!
That's the funniest retort I've heard all week!
Something tells me that you also liked Sam Kinison, too! ;^)