Newt is like a candy bar that will give you a great boost of energy, but you know isn't healthy. Sure, you'd eat an apple or an orange if you could just find the perfect one, but you can't, and that candy bar is looking pretty good. One of my many character flaws is that I've very little self control, so come November 2008, I just may vote for the candy bar.
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