No, no, this sort of thing is impossible. I know this because Michael Schiavo says so. Move along folks, nothing to see here.
Haha, yes. She's in a coma...durr she's not REALLY a person anymore.
I was reading the "supplemental" link provided at the end. I was stifling laughter at their organisation's name "Not Dead Yet" - it struck a chord with me!! I'm an awful person...
-Glass