But the fat chick has VD. Now what do you do?
Doing the deed with the fat chick could make me feel sick, gross, guilty, dirty and desperate, and without any self respect or self esteem.
Personally, I tend to lean toward the position that sticking with the Playboy is basically guilt free. The only down side is that it leaves you feeling like a loser that can't score. But I guess scoring with the fat chick leaves you feeling the same way.
I think I'd better stay sober on election day so I don't do something I regret. LOL!!