I finally figured out how to get Ann out of this mess once and for all!!!!
Ann, I hereby issue you 25,000 Politically Correct credits for your use. For every time you say something decidedly inpolitically correct, I will abstain from repeating your phrase to others and will otherwise refrain from making a similar comment, thereby negating the negative impact of your lack of political correctness. I'm honored to provide this service to you to counter those mean-spirited media types that just don't understand the big picture.
Use your credits wisely!
Very good...may I steal this comeback the next time I'm confronted by a frothy-mouthed, googly-eyed liberal railing against the eeevil conservative du jour?
Using their own "logic" against them really makes them spontaneously combust.
HA! Very clever!