[Jabba the Nutt]

Hmmm, here's a short item from Dajjal's homepage: " There's a popular Muslim belief that the world will end in 2076, the Muslim year 1500 AH."

What a coincidence. 2076 is the 300th birthday for the US of A. Will the Muslim world end that day, after they do something so horrific that Americans finally get fed up and say they are hopeless, there's no living with them? I won't be around to find out, unless Life Extension actually works.

[Galactic Overlord-In-Chief]

I'll be 95. But I eat a lot of fried chicken, so a heart attack might get me a few years before then.