LOL! Well-crafted try, but being hoist by my own petard isn't on the agenda for today... ;-)
Aw, bummer. I was hoping for a good petard hoisting ;)
I do have to say, though, that I think my earlier comment was more than a good try. From where I'm sitting, it looks more like QED. I don't think you can rely on the fact that she didn't 100% literally say what she said to deny that she said what she said.