[Gator113]

I feel so horrified by her comments that I have taken off my cowboy boots, faded blue button-ups and set my hat down.

My bride found me some softer things to wear, that enhance the color of my eyes and soften the skin tone of my otherwise weathered face.

The crow's-feet, that I like to call laugh lines, were the real challenge but, my Bride had some girl cream stuff to put on them. The cream softened their look and it smells like a flower. My voice is deep, but if I speak very softly and just breath the words out. I think my voice will now be found by many to be very pleasant.

I am now headed out to local public unisex restrooms where I will hang out all day. I plan to be a greeter for the entire day, in hopes of paying the penance for what this vile woman had said. s/

[Gator113]

Update: My attempt to save Ann didn't work out. I hadn't been outside the restroom more than 5 minutes and some guy was wanting a date. Heck, I had to water-board that guy 4 or 6 times before he would say uncle. He might have said it sooner, but it was tough to make his the words with all that gurgling echoing out of the commode.

What amazes me is how much that guy looked like John Edwards............

Sorry Ann, you're on your own with this one.

[Dr.Zoidberg]

Well, you're on the right track.

Spend a few days penance at the altar of political correctness, say a few Hail Pelosis and work hard to get your mind right.

You might just be able to fit in with the kinder, gentler, pus....um, I meant republican party.

You don't like what Ann said, that's fine. Just don't start blubbering and whimpering about how she's done something too horrible for words by not following the republican approved words list.

Is john Edwards a faggot, unknown. And I for one have no interest in getting close enough to him(?) to find out.