"Dixie Chicks, Sean Penn, Hollywood left, Congressional left, go first."
You forgot Alec Baldwin, who rightfully has pride of place in this list.
OK, but Alec Baldwin does not get to take Kim Basinger with him even as a house guest. She stays here to be re-educated at a camp run by Ann of New Canaan and another Connecticut girl Laura Ingraham of Glastonbury. There is something in the constitution somewhere requiring blondes that attractive to be conservative. Too bad for the Dixie Slicks!
Also, Sean Penn does not get to take Robin Wright Penn out of the US. She is gonna be Basinger's roommate at Camp Ann/Laura