This is horrible, but she can have a little fun at the junk mailers expense. just put the crap from junk mail A into the pre paid envelope of junk mail B, and so on.......then take the most offensive one, and tape the pre paid return envelope to a brick and mail it...they will have to pay the additional postage due.
I think you can return what they sent you. But I'd be wary about postal regulations for sending anything else.
Unfortunately, she's not around any more. What's really bizarre is that we moved, and advertisers started sending mail to her at our new address.
Meh. What really bothers me is the mail for our now-deceased pet. I mean...credit card issuers are busy financially raping their customers with usurious interest rates and yet they want to offer credit lines to a *dead rabbit*?
The best way to get off a junk mailers list is to attach their own pre-paid envelope to a box of rocks.
A certain investment company wouldn't leave me alone until they paid over $1200.00 in return postage for one box of rocks. Needless to say, they took me off their list really fast after that.
Why can't we put our engineering geniuses to work designing a car that runs on junk mail? Then we could look forward to getting the stuff!