FR: W
TO: Mr. Olmert
Dear Mr. Olmert,
We have considered your request to fly over U.S. occupied territory in order to bomb Iranian nuclear facilities. We find your request to be insulting, and demand that you keep your air force grounded. It is OUR desire to blast Iranian nuclear and military facilities to smithereens, and our attack will be underway by the time you receive this memo. We like mixing it up with the mullahs and don't need your help at this time.
W.
Very good. Just left one thing out that gave you away as the true author:
W woulda said: Jes the same, thank you ver' much.
Damn that's funny.