[EagleUSA]

** RRRINNNGGG **
Good Morning, this is the President speaking.
Good Morning George, this is Eagle calling, how are you?
Just fine Eagle, how can I help you?
Hey, did you see the article that shows more people are being killed by illegals than in the Iraq war ??

** CLICK **

George? Are you still there? Hello, George??

[massgopguy]

But wait. The Left is always adding the number of Iraqis that have been killed during the war. Please note that they have also been killed by Illegal Aliens. From Iran, Syria, Yemen...

[stephenjohnbanker]

ROTF!

[george76]

"We are not five and a half years, nearly, after 9/11, and yet our borders remain open," the Center for Immigration Studies fellow observes.

"We have National Guardsmen assigned on the border, but it turns out they are unarmed," he points out. "Their rules of engagement are very simple: if armed intruders head your way, run in the other direction."

[Tolerance Sucks Rocks]