[Palladin]

Please, God, don't let this happen.

I'll take gas.

[ConservativeStatement]

Prior to the witch's recent statement about "evil men," I told my sister-in-law, who has a son, that if the wildebeest ever becomes President she will seek the military draft and limit it to men. When asked why women would be excluded, she will say "Women can do the job but EVIL MEN will have their way with women in the field." Get ready. If she becomes President, we are all doomed.