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To: goldstategop
"The word “scrotum” does not often appear in polite conversation."

Nor does it often appear in poetry given the difficulty of finding a rhyme.

6 posted on 02/18/2007 3:30:29 PM PST by billorites (freepo ergo sum)
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To: billorites
Nor does it often appear in poetry given the difficulty of finding a rhyme.

I'll give it a try:

A snake bit my dog on the scrotum
His nuts hurt so much he can't tote 'em
But this limerick I pen
Ain't for kids six through ten
If the libs want this crap, let's outvote 'em

20 posted on 02/18/2007 3:37:56 PM PST by TruthShallSetYouFree (Abortion is to family planning what bankruptcy is to financial planning.)
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To: billorites

There once was an agile factotum
Who climbed up his family totem...


31 posted on 02/18/2007 3:45:24 PM PST by Graymatter
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To: billorites
Nor does it often appear in poetry given the difficulty of finding a rhyme.

He aimed his rifle and he got 'em;
Shot 'em both right through the scrotum.

35 posted on 02/18/2007 4:01:09 PM PST by Mr Ramsbotham (Laws against sodomy are honored in the breech.)
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To: billorites

Code 'em
Goad 'em
Hoed 'em
Mowed 'em
Knowed 'em
Owed 'em
Rowed 'em
Sewed 'em
Showed 'em
Stowed 'em
Towed 'em


42 posted on 02/18/2007 4:59:25 PM PST by Piranha
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