To: goldstategop
"The word scrotum does not often appear in polite conversation."Nor does it often appear in poetry given the difficulty of finding a rhyme.
6 posted on
02/18/2007 3:30:29 PM PST by
billorites
(freepo ergo sum)
To: billorites
Nor does it often appear in poetry given the difficulty of finding a rhyme. I'll give it a try:
A snake bit my dog on the scrotum
His nuts hurt so much he can't tote 'em
But this limerick I pen
Ain't for kids six through ten
If the libs want this crap, let's outvote 'em
20 posted on
02/18/2007 3:37:56 PM PST by
TruthShallSetYouFree
(Abortion is to family planning what bankruptcy is to financial planning.)
To: billorites
There once was an agile factotum
Who climbed up his family totem...
To: billorites
Nor does it often appear in poetry given the difficulty of finding a rhyme. He aimed his rifle and he got 'em;
Shot 'em both right through the scrotum.
35 posted on
02/18/2007 4:01:09 PM PST by
Mr Ramsbotham
(Laws against sodomy are honored in the breech.)
To: billorites
Code 'em
Goad 'em
Hoed 'em
Mowed 'em
Knowed 'em
Owed 'em
Rowed 'em
Sewed 'em
Showed 'em
Stowed 'em
Towed 'em
42 posted on
02/18/2007 4:59:25 PM PST by
Piranha
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