I hope you guys remember the little boy on Wonderama, around 1965, who insisted that an octopus had eight testicles.
Sandy Fox was really flummoxed!
Speaking of seafood, I always thought "scrod" sounded a little obscene.
Art Linkletter's Kids Say the Darnedest Things had a little girl wishing to be an octopus so she could hug everyone with her testicles.