Don't you want a sugar-daddy? That's the government's role.
OH yeah..... Especially one that looks like the dude from tales from the crypt, BLEK.
Apparently thats what these folks want. lets run hitlery as his VP then we'll be a complete family.
Do you suppose theyd let us all sit at thier feet while they read us night night storys and tuck us into bed?
now Exuse me while I go scour my brain of that horrid image!