Tried being a preacher, you would have done well. If you have any girl FRiends with your common sense and a sense of humor, I am trying to Marry off Race Bannon, a good FRiend who needs some female focus and patience.
As for the "preacher" part... heck, I've been accused of worse! ;-)
I just happen to be good in the "relationship" area. It's my specialty.