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To: ChiefJayStrongbow

Didn't see it so what the....?


8 posted on 02/05/2007 9:38:34 AM PST by sarasota
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To: sarasota

Two guys are working under the hood of a car. One has a Snickers bar hanging out of his mouth, the other impetuously takes a big bite out of it; the first takes another bite to get his share, and they end up with their lips touching.

They spring back, shudder, and have to wipe the slate clean by doing something "manly", so they rip out handfuls of their chest hair and hop around screaming from the pain.

That's it.


17 posted on 02/05/2007 9:41:35 AM PST by linda_22003
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To: sarasota

Two guys under the hood of a car, one pulls out a snickers and sticks it in his mouth, the other leans over and bites the other end, they meet in the middle. Jump wide-eyed away from each other, saying "I think we just kissed," and "quick, do something manly" and proceed to rip large swatches of hair off their chests and howl with pain. It was pathetic.


30 posted on 02/05/2007 9:43:11 AM PST by agrace ("Kill the Jews and infidels!" = free speech; "Muslims preach violence!" = hate speech)
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To: sarasota; LIConFem
It was 2 mechanics working under hood of a car, one bites into a Snickers and the rest is sticking out of his mouth and the other guy bites into the other side of it and they chew to the middle when they accidentally touch lips. They both jump back and acknowledge that they accidentally kissed and need to do something to prove to each other and themselves that they aren't gay, so they each pull a wad of chest hair off their chests.

It was predictable and dumb, but nothing to get your panties in a wad over.
45 posted on 02/05/2007 9:46:09 AM PST by nuconvert ([there are bad people in the pistachio business] (...but his head is so tiny...))
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