[Maine Mariner]

Global Warming, Global Cooling-it does not matter.
Either or both are the fault of human beings, especially Americans and only government imposed restrictions and regulations can save us from . . . (it does not matter take your pick).

[Tarheel]

Awe you forgot to add that it is the fault of GWB and Karl Rove. See the fiendish Karl Rove has this weather machine in the WH basement. Here he controls the weather for the entire world. Except on Tuesdays, then we are on our own. ;-)