Dear al Qaeda,
There is an infidel here in the US named Keith Olbermann who thinks your jihad is not scaring anyone. He goes on American TV every night telling the Americans just that. He laughs at President Bush for taking the jihad seriously. I’d bet that even Allah is probably laughing at some of Olbermann’s jokes about you guys.
Just thought I’d let you know.
Very truly yours,
“An American who believes that you want to kill him.”