I don't know what's more unfortunate... McGreevey having a gay affair or naming his daughter "Morag".
I once met a Morag one late night (actually it was early morning, but who's counting) on the streets of Edinburgh, after a drunken binge.
Having gotten lost, I followed her, and two of her friends, back to her flat after celebrating their graduation (or whatever it's called) from midwifery school.
Lucky for me I sobered up just in time, before they hung me upside down by my feet and started slapping my arse to make me cry.
Not that this has anything to do with this thread, but that's one encounter with a Morag to last a lifetime.