Shut up and eat your mahi mahi.
>> Potatoes can be baked (in which case they should be loaded up with REAL butter, REAL sour cream and if you like cheese and bacon), mashed (again with REAL butter and hopefully gravy), French fried, home fried for breakfast, or out of the Lay's bag!
Ah! Now you are talking the talk!
By the way, do you know who NEVER ate mayonnaise on their burgers? Nazis, that's who.
Because they hated the French!