[T'wit]

>> REAL Americans don't put mayonaise on hamburgers.

Oh, go eat your tunafish casserole.

Real Americans use REAL mayonnaise on their burgers -- Hellmann's. What do you use, Miracle Whip?

[wagglebee]

The only mayonaise I will have is Hellmann's, Miracle Whip is some sort of lab-produced condiment.

I don't eat tunafish out of a can. Though I do eat fresh tuna several times a month.