I was trying to imagine the outcome. Terri says, "Michael, I just had a Living Will recorded and do not want to be starved or dehydrated ever." And Mike would have responded, "Golly, gee, rats, darn, I guess you are safe."
I think his reply would be to get half drunk, drag her out of bed at 4:00 in the morning, wrestle her down in the hall, get on her back, pin her down with his knees, push her head into the floor with his left hand, and say angrily, "I TOLD YOU NOT TO SPEND THAT MONEY GETTING YOUR HAIR DONE! Now, are you going to obey me next time?"