>> Remember when the federal government burst into Terri Schiavo's hospice room, shoved aside her husband, pulled back the comatose woman's eyelid and pronounced her fit as a fiddle and ready for love?
1) The feds did not get into Terri's room; 2) Michael was not so much as inconvenienced; 3) Terri wasn't comatose -- even if she had been PVS, that is a post-coma condition; 4) the federal law had absolutely nothing to do with Terri's condition.
I cannot take credit for this play on words, but the writer is suffering from an urgent case of liarrhea.