Just stating the obvious, that with your Spider-Sense tingling, you can tell when there is danger near.
Maybe you can help the police in the future. If they have a situation, they can call you and you can tell them if there is anything to worry about!
I am only blessed with Spock-like intelligince. No spidey-sense. Fortunately, commonsense not omniscience was all that was required for the tens of thousands of people in cities all over the US (except Boston) to determine that these mini-billboards posed no threat.
You are taking this way too seriously. The point is that no reasonable person would view a little neon sign as something of a threat. This probably started with one person making a phone call, then when the media caught wind of it it spread out of control like a wildfire.
Never underestimate the stupidity and vanity of the average American. This is evident in your tagline.