Oh. I have another one for you. There's a nice suburb here in Cleveland (Westlake). Some guy (my friend finally gave me the scoop that he's a middle eastern MD and has two kitchens in the place and it's big enough to accommodate all the distant relatives when they come in to get all the free medical tests they'll get done at the Cleveland clinic - this is another thread though....)built this HUGE mansion complete with giant portico and a huge fountain out front - like one you'd see at a Las Vegas hotel. It looks like a funeral home. I even jokingly thought of pulling up and asking if it was XYZ funeral home? ha ha. Anyway, beyond hideous and on a main road too.
Wow! Just hope it's not in a nice neighborhood.