[1rudeboy]

That's why this "article" is called satire.

[Condor51]

I know its satire, that's what Barry does.

But Barry is confirming exactly what Tom said about Miami.

despite the criticisms you may have heard from ignorant yokel blowhards who shall remain nameless, such as U.S. Rep. Tom Tancredo.

For the record, that charge is unfair: Miami is WAY better armed than any third-world country.

`¿Dónde está el Rep. Tancredo?'' (``Where is the toilet?'')

``Salga de mi camino, usted Rep. Tancredo.'' (``Get out of my way, you stupid idiot.'')

`No dispare, por favor.'' (``Please do not shoot.'')

First off, you do NOT simply walk up and hand him money like some clueless tourist dork (or, as we call them down here, ``Tancredo'').

The Tancredo slams are out of place and mean spirited. Something a Dem would come up with, "Yeah it's a Hell hole, but its our Hell hole, so you shut up".