"Ma'am, i may be drunk (I'm not really, but work with me here) but you are ugly. In the morning, i will be sober."
It's a quote, not a personal attack. I have no idea if you are pretty or not, and i really don't care. Everyone here looks like a KDS 17" flat panel monitor to me anyway.
And you are a wimp. For having to go to the mods when you are losing an argument.