[jla]

"The one called 'Hillary', is she for real?"

[Mia T]

"The one called 'Hillary', is she for real?"--jla

To borrow from HL Mencken, she's real. A real bore, a nonentity who resents her humble lot in life,
and seeks satisfaction for her wounded ego by forcing herself on her betters.

HILLARY "Zelig" CLINTON:

WHEN A CONGENITAL LIAR'S RUTHLESS AMBITION EXCEEDS HER ABILITY

 

by Mia T, 12.20.06

 

 

illary clinton is the not-so Human Chameleon.

She is a paradoxical personification of nothingness.

She is a simplistic parody of Woody Allen's intricately layered Zelig.

The life of missus clinton is a mock documentary about a non-entity who takes on the characteristics of whatever strong--

or useful--

personality she comes in contact with.

Missus clinton's life seems small, and there is a reason for it: There aren't any characters in it.

Missus clinton proves what Woody Allen merely hypothesizes: The erroneousness of the almost universally held postulate, that everyone is someone.

A Scoundrel's Pythagorean Imperative

Mia T, 12.14.03

z = distance between flag lapel pin and chin

d = distance between midpoint of chin and jowl

y = distance between the midpoint of chin and top button

x = distance between top button and flag lapel pin

   

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