Yeah! Bubba likes Ivory best, but he gets the soap out of my bathroom every morning unless I remember to put it out of reach. He tastes it and then puts it down on the carpet.
So I'm going with the martini. The alcohol should kill any of our mouth problems.
That's funny. I wonder what the attraction is. I'm deathly allergic to Dove soap. Gives me migraines and makes me as limp and lifeless as a rag doll just to be in a home where it is unwrapped on the bathroom sink.