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To: rottndog

Brrr. I keep our thermostat at 66, so we're always cold in the house.


309 posted on 02/02/2007 1:59:37 PM PST by Tax-chick ("Hyperbolic rodomontade of the most puerile type." ~ Aaron Elkins)
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To: Tax-chick; Monkey Face; rottndog; Professional Engineer; tuliptree76; Irish_Thatcherite; ...

A six-year-old boy told his father he wanted to marry the little girl across the street. The father, being modern and well-schooled in handling children, hid his smile behind his hand.

“That's a serious step,” he said. “Have you thought it out completely?”
“Yes,” his young son answered. “We can spend one week in my room and the next in hers. It's right across the street, so I can run home if I get scared of the dark.”

“How about transportation?” the father asked.
“I have my wagon, and we both have our tricycles,” the little boy answered.

The boy had an answer to every question the father raised.

Finally, in exasperation, his dad asked, “What about babies? When you're married, you're liable to have babies, you know.”
“We've thought about that, too,” the little boy replied.
“We're not going to have babies. Every time she lays an egg, I'm going to step on it!”


310 posted on 02/02/2007 2:12:28 PM PST by fanfan ("We don't start fights my friends, but we finish them, and never leave until our work is done."PMSH)
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To: Tax-chick
Brrr. I keep our thermostat at 66, so we're always cold in the house.

When I find myself turning the setpoint UP to 66, I know I'm sick. 64 normal, 58 night. And it's not cold at all.

429 posted on 02/02/2007 5:20:50 PM PST by sionnsar (†trad-anglican.faithweb.com†|Iran Azadi| 5yst3m 0wn3d - it's N0t Y0ur5 (SONY) | UN: Useless Nations)
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