[Grizzled Bear]

What's the purpose of this article, if I may ask?
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Hey everyone! We're gonna party at Lorianne's house! Don't worry about getting trashed; there's five bedrooms and plenty of room to crash!

While we're there we're gonna go fishing, boating, biking and cross country skiing! Lorianne said she's gonna take us to some great local restaurants!

Best of all; it's all free!

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[Lorianne]

Cross country skiing in Honolulu? :)