I didn't read your last sentence in your post to me.
"Banning Nick in my house". I've already done that.
"Getting rid of cable". I've seriously considered that too.
"Giving away all my possesions". I may be a social conservative but I'm not dumb.
"Going up on a hill and waiting for rapture". That was an uncalled for statement.
I suggest you stop watching childrens cartoons it's rotting your brain.
It's true I've seen far more cartoons as a parent than I ever did as a child.