[Larry Lucido]

They don't count weekends and holidays, so he's really halfway into a second work week. Gonna be a long 30 years for poor Jack.

[Cheburashka]

They don't count weekends and holidays, so he's really halfway into a second work week. Gonna be a long 30 years for poor Jack.
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That means he hasn't got his first paycheck yet.

When he gets it, he'll have to think, "Is this job really worth it?"

Think of what they must withhold for the term life insurance.