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To: Sender
10 Reasons I'd Rather Live In The Country:

1- Terrorists wouldn't waste their nuke on a cow pasture.

50 acres in front of me owned by my neighbor. My best friend is my neighbor to the right. 30 acres of soybean field to my left and a river in my back yard.

2- There are no skyscraper pieces to fall on your head.

I worry about big branches falling out of the trees while my grand kids are under them.

3- It's dark and quiet at night with stars.

I actually had some city folk amazed at the view of the stars we have.

4- Intruders in cars are obvious.
They usually drive much slower than the natives. A car driving slow gets our attention.

5- You can pee in the backyard.

I do that but have learned that some canoe rs are very quiet.

6- You can shoot in the backyard.

Sometimes a shot gun is the only way to trim some of those pesky vines out of the trees but a deer rifle won't touch the top that broke in the top of a hickory tree in the back yard.

7- Your neighbors actually know you and help you.

My neighbor has a key to my house and I have a key to his.

8- There is no homeowners association.

We work out of our garages so our doors are open a lot. We park our boats in the yard when they aren't in the river. We can set off fireworks whenever we damn feel like it.

9- There are plenty of places to hide things.

Did you know you can bury a rifle in 4" PVC pipe? Put a cap on one end and a clean-out on the other.

10- You can have real dogs.

Our dogs run free, mostly labs with a rescue and an Aussie. There's no telling what they'll bring home.

I designed my house, I built my house, I plumbed my house and I wired my house. I've got 2000 s.f. of living area with 400 amps of service. I've got a hidey hole in my basement in case of a tornado.

I'll make it short of a major calamity.

34 posted on 01/15/2007 5:55:17 PM PST by THBlue50
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To: THBlue50
"Our dogs run free..."

Please say that they stay on your property.

44 posted on 01/16/2007 6:21:21 AM PST by Mr. Lucky
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