[Condor51]

'Sen' Barbara Boxer
If I Only Had A Brain

I could while away the hours,
Conferrin' with Akaka -
Or Consultin' with McCain.
And my head, I'd be scratchin'
While my thoughts were busy hatchin'
If I only had a brain.

I'd unravel ev'ry riddle
For any individ'le
In trouble or in pain

With the thoughts I'd be thinkin'
I could be another Lincoln,
If I only had a brain.

Oh, I could tell you why
The Dems are ingnorant bores,
I could think of things I never thunk before
And then I'd sit and think some more.

I would not be just a nuffin'
My head all full of stuffin'
My heart all full of pain.
I would dance and be merry
Life would be a ding-a-derry
If I only had a brain -- Whoa!

[cyn]

wow, thanks; good one -- and just in time, too! It's next to impossible to read such off-base rude comments as we see here (as in #29) and keep a perspective or sense of humor.

// Oh, I could tell you why
The Dems are ingnorant bores,
I could think of things I never thunk before
And then I'd sit and think some more. //

ain't it the truth, ain't it the truth! :o)