"Whatever happens will happen for whatever reason it happens," Nifong said.
A brand new Nifongism.
"On the paternity question, Smith gave oral orders last month -- before the accuser gave birth -- for tests to determine if any of three sexual-offense case suspects was responsible for the woman's pregnancy.
But those orders were not put into writing, so the tests were not done.
The written orders issued Wednesday should get the ball rolling soon, lawyers said."
-----This is why all these proceedings need to be videotaped, twice. A lie-detector should be attached to the DA for the entirety.
Cue Doris Day.