[EGPWS]

I was also the recipient at this strip search of a gloved hand up my crotch.

D#mn, I am strapped with double 00 staples in my chest and trigger the metal detector every time.

Life's a b!tch, you marry a couple, and then you die is my philosophy.

I've never had a TSA "babe" check my crotch however....

[paulat]

D#mn, I am strapped with double 00 staples in my chest and trigger the metal detector every time.

You and me both, babe! Had breast cancer at 26. Had a double mastectomy and reconstruction...didn't wanna wait for the other shoe to drop, so to speak.

I was sitting in a doctor's waiting room for an appointment. Had my x-rays.

Nosy me...I pulled 'em out. I yelped!!!

Yep...I'm fulla staples!!!