[Mia T]

Excellent judgment, Quix. ;)

[Quix]

Thanks.

Wellll, first . . . one would have to send the couch away for a month's fumigation with strong chemicals in a thick walled bunker somewhere.

Then, one would have to call in the heaviest duty exorcists for miles around for probably weeks of fasting and praying for thorough deliverance.

Even then, I wouldn't want conservative humans to get near the thing. Maybe it would be fit for some commie pigs who were more equal than others somewhere.