[Non-Sequitur]

I am still campaigning for MY holiday, "The Nine Nights of the Nordic Lights."

Keep working at it. You know you're there when Coulter and Falwell write columns against it.

[Sir Francis Dashwood]

My favorite holiday is Hanukkah...

Judas Maccabees against overwhelming, improbable odds, slaughtered the pagan Greeks with their enablers and allies.

A most fitting celebration of superior soldiering if not anything else.