[GSlob]

A crappy shot.

[Drango]

Was he playin' with the wrong pistol?

[Petruchio]

First you say it . . .


. . . Then you do it.

[Battle Axe]

We had a neighbor that when back into the house because he forgot his pistol. He had several other things in his hands when he came out.

Of course he dropped the pistol. It fired one round and into his "pistol" at an odd angle, traveling along the lengthy part of his urinary tract, and then out and then into his abdomen and through him narrowly missing a kidney.

His wife said that the Dr. finally allowed him to try to pee normally, but it was a sprinkler.