[word_warrior_bob]

Bob reporting for his 2.8 million dollar beating, do your damndest.

[Abathar]

Stand in line Bob - people have been threatening to do that to me for years and for 2.8M just let me take my glasses off first....

[Bubba Ho-Tep]

Bob reporting for his 2.8 million dollar beating, do your damndest.

Brain damage, months in a semi-vegetative state, bedridden, unable to walk or talk.

Do you wanna rethink what's worth $2.8 million? Sounds like most of that will be spent on nursing care for the rest of his life.