Posted on 12/17/2006 8:14:14 AM PST by governsleastgovernsbest
There have been lots of time in my life when I didn't have lunch money. Never knew I was "food insecure", though.
No debate, just "not..."
Fox had its usual fair and balanced Pubbie/Dimbo on this morning and aside from the dim's constantly talking over the Republican - it was the same quality discussion.
Their plan seems securely locked into (a) drowning out the other side, and (b) "Not..."
Wallace did have facts and figures ready about the way Kennedy was wrong about welfare reform. But in fairness I don't think Chris should have been expected to anticipate that Kennedy would come out with this whopper about 36 million going to bed hungry every night.
Anyone know if this is true?
Is this 36 million the same ones who are overweight?
That might be part of the problem.
A spokesperson for Ted "the swimmer" Kennedy, the 71 year old senior senator from Massachusetts, stated that the senator was injured in a "food incident" but refused to provide details.
However, Gerry Rhino, the proprietor of a Boston Ben & Fairies Ice Cream, told reporters that the senator had been licking the insides of a blender when his tongue became caught in the beaters, pulling the 645 pound senator headfirst into the blender.
A spokeswoman for the Boston Fire Department stated that the "jaws of life" had been used to pry the senator from the blender. She reported that the senator had been transported unconscious with an IV solution of hot fudge and whipped cream to Boston Memorial Hospital.
Dr. Etum Faster of Boston Memorial described the senator as in serious, but stable, condition. "As long as he continues to eat, his state of consciousness doesn't matter."
Dr. Faster distributed a copy of the senator's Advanced Directive which states "I am to be to be maintained by whatever means, and in whatever condition, as long as I continue to be able to take food by mouth."
developing...
Teddy has always had a preference for (a)...
I went to bed hungry last nite. I just got a pair of Seven jeans and want to lose my muffin!
Maybe Ted is upset over all us trying to lose our muffins.
I've been on a diet now for over a month and EVERY night I go to bed hungry.
What a photo! Speaks a 1,000 words.
I doubt Ted K even knows anyone who is poor.
I'm one of Kennedy's "hungry every night people!" I'm on this dang diet that works too well and I'm always hungry. Can I perhaps sue the diet book's author so I can get back to normality and enjoy at least a Semi Big Mac before retiring? Kennedy is obviously not on the same diet and retires every night with a full tummy awash in calories and ample doses of alcohol. Does he feel guilty about it, one wonders? The Kennedy tribe keeps us reminded of the ghastly effect the horrendous family has had on America and is a plague that will not go away.
I did not watch Fox. I can state that I doubt Ted K is running a soup line or feeding the poor.
And Teddy boy goes to bed every night a murderer.
Agreed!
Oh crap! I certainly hope not. I would hate to be responsible for supporting the Kennedy family train wreck.
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