I'd say that about describes the logic behind many of the Iraq Surrender Group's recommendations. After all, WTF does the Israeli-Arab problem have to do with Shiites and Sunnis blowing each other into little pieces? Did Saddam massacre 300,000 of his own people, start 2 wars, gas the Iranians with mustard gas and begin a nuclear program because of Israel? Not a chance.
I don't know who I loath more, Jim Baker al Saud or that retarded anti-Semitic peanut farmer from Georgia, but I will say this: if I happen to be passing by when either of them is on fire, I wouldn't pi$$ on them to put out the flames.
I'm writing that one down. Thank you!