Dear Ms. Pelosi,
I'm sure you're aware of my history in Texas. I love working with others willing to put partisan differences aside to work for the betterment of the state, or now, the country.
However, I find it troubling that every time I reach out to your side, I always experience severe back pain soon afterwards. My doctor already has a large collection of blades, which he has pulled from the areas of pain. Now, I'm not one for pointing fingers, but I just don't have the slightest clue as to how this might be occuring.
For my own health, I must respectfully decline your offer.
Love,
George W. Bush
I posted this, along with the press release and a link to the original site on my blog, on which I have a SiteMeter counter, which allows me to track which IP addresses visit, where they're from, and how long they stay. Anyway, look what I found:
Domain Name house.gov ? (United States Government)
IP Address (redacted the IP address) (Information Systems, U.S. House of Representatives)
ISP Information Systems, U.S. House of Representatives
Which means that they've probably been on this thread, too. Hi, Democrats! Enjoy your majority while it lasts (two years).