Or simply wear too much aluminum foil to be affected by the government's mind control beams like the rest of us.
We are quite near the HAARP installation in Alaska, and in being armored against those vile emanations we are immune to subtle influences from FedGov. Rowdy Roddy said to put the glasses on, and we did and we can see the whole business. Put the glasses on!
You'd be surprised by how all this tin foil separates government facts from government fiction. It really is amazing.