I recommend if you see a leaking anus on your potato chip that you set it down gently and back away, just back away. And in the future use a spoon to consume your RDA of olestra.
37 posted on 12/05/2006 9:21:51 AM PST by 70times7
(Sense... some don't make any, some don't have any - or so the former would appear to the latter.)