[MNJohnnie]

You know what a woman looks for in a man changes depending on what time of the month it is?

Before she ovates she looks for a rugged, hansom man,

When she ovates she looks for a gentle compassionate man.

When she is suffering PMS she looks for a man tied to a chair in a pool of gas holding a lit match.

[StoneWall Brigade]

Rush is on a roll

[angcat]

When she is suffering PMS she looks for a liberal tied to a chair in a pool of gas holding a lit match.


I fixed it for you.

[rightwingintelligentsia]

Ovates? Does that mean "applauds"?

[rodguy911]

You sir are a brave soul!